Stereotype jokes
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
You're gay.
If you read this.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!