Stereotype jokes
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Memes
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
You're gay.
If you read this.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.