Stereotype jokes
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair? Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!