A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Stereotype Jokes
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
