Stereotype jokes
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.