Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?