Stereotype jokes
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Your mum's got big tits.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Haha, you're gay!
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
The South.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.