Stereotype jokes
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.