Stereotype jokes
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Boomer.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
Ur mom fat lol.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.