Stereotype jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
You're gay, except it...
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.