Stereotype jokes
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Fucking Fruit!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
I'm a fat cow.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...