What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
Stereotype Jokes
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
