Implant

Implant Jokes

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation

My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg. She got really scared and yelled at the doctor telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.

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I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.