Stereotype jokes
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! đ©
Yo mama so nice she...
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
You're gay.
If you read this.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Whatâs the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldnât understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' Iâm like, hellooooo! Itâs only 25 cents!"
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
An Irishman walks into a pub.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Really Karen?