Stereotype jokes
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."