Statement jokes
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
You're a joke!
Rape jokes aren't funny.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
Like if I am emo.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
My sex life.
Feminism.
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
Ed is dumb.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
I wish you guys all died.
Captain Obvious
When people are just too obvious
Community talk
for me, astronovalite, dandysworldfan, and others won't say
uk is a homosexual
its mal. since ik gianni is talking, i figured id get out what needs to be said. not for anyone else, but for my own sanity. idek where to start. 12 months gianni, 12. you wasted sm of my time. id stay up late at night worried sick for someone who didn't care about me one bit. i waited for someone who was spending his free time with minors. the only true thing you ever said to me is that i deserve better than the mon… Read more