Statement jokes

I have friends.

Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.

Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...

Why did you say hi?

Because you wanted to.

Ted stinks!

I hate my life.

Don't listen.

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

I'm the joke, bitch.

Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.

мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.

This is not a joke. This is not a joke.

Lenard is a joke.

I'm Tall.

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!

It's not a joke.

Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."

I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.