Statement jokes

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

Don't listen.

This is not a joke.

You suck.

I'm the joke, bitch.

This is not a joke. This is not a joke.

Bro wtf is all this!?

Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.

Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.

These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!

What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

Oooooooooh girl, you lion!

Rape jokes aren't funny.

You all suck!

мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.

I got no joke.

Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!

Dude, I lied.

Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.

Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.

Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.

P.S. No hating in these comments.

"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."

Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!

Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...