Statement

Statement Jokes

Curve

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

Dog

What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

Oooooooooh girl, you lion!

Advice

Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.

Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.

Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.

P.S. No hating in these comments.

Paper

"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."

Ppl

Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!