Statement jokes

What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?

She was too young.

I don't think jokes are very funny.

These aren't funny.

Dude, I lied.

No joking.

What is the worst joke ever? It's you.

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

I have the best joke:

"You."

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.

This is not a joke.

That is not a joke hahahahhaha.

None of these jokes are funny.

I had power.

"We are Number one."

Arik? (Not a joke.)

I should just flush this joke away.

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

All of them suck.

I got no joke.