Declaration

Declaration jokes

Friend

    • To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.

    Constitution

    • Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

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    • Declaration memes

    Love

    • Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

    Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

    Crime

    • What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

    I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

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    • Programmer

    • How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

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    • War

    • 9/10/01

    Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

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    • Parrot

    • One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.

    "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂

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    • Minor

    • Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

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