Declaration jokes
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Funny Test Answers #6
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
I declare war on Gwen!
I am no longer anonymous.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
I am a volcano.
Dee.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Community talk
Oh glorious Matt, in the sanctity of this wonderful day, I declare that we should make the user @rapboat mod, for he have demonstrated something which is beyond our understanding or something like that. He has shown his total trustworthiness by pretending to be others, making very colorful jokes, and I guess rap stuff.
I Hyphen the first shall declare war against every last wje member until I squish you all like the bugs you are (just a joke lmao)
BMC, it is I, your great father I have came(yes i mean this both ways) from the reveals you grant you wise power: Smugums is to be declared a racial slur to our kind. (In your face Charlie)