Statement jokes

Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.

You. You're a joke.

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

That is not a joke hahahahhaha.

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.

Arik? (Not a joke.)

I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.

Stephanie is my name.

If hi = hi?

You are a joke.

It's not a joke.

I don't have a joke. Keep looking.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

I have the best joke:

"You."

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

None of these jokes are funny.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

You're a joke!

Emo t-shirt:

"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."