Statement

Statement jokes

Gwen

Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.

Pencil

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.

Dollar

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

Life

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

Life

I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.

Core

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.