Statement jokes

Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.

Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.

None of these are jokes... they're all facts!

Jokes suck.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

Are you with Alex?

Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!

"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."

I love myself.

Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cold.

Cold who?

"It is cold out here!"

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

Everyone dislike this.

This joke here is the worst.

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

You. You're a joke.

Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.

Jokes have meaning.

My name is Jeff.

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

My favorite joke: My life.