Statement jokes
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
It's not a joke.
Don't listen.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
I should just flush this joke away.
Lenard is a joke.
Delyla is a bitch.