State jokes
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Memes
Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Me die.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Ohio.