State jokes
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
My mental health.
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Me die.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?