Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
I'm alive, baby!
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Ohio.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
