State jokes
My mental health.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Memes
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Ohio.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
I'm alive, baby!
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.