State jokes
Are you serious right now, bro?
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
My mental health.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Me die.
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Ohio.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?