State jokes
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
My live.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Your life, ahhahaha!
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
Me die.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Ohio.