Sport jokes

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

He could never get a home run.

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.

I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.

That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?

A: They can't find home.

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find their home.😁😁

What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?

Man, you are really on edge.

Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.