Sport jokes
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Memes
if you get this i love you
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.