Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.