Sport jokes
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.