Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Sport Jokes
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
