Sport jokes
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Memes
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What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They canβt find home.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldnβt really land well.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.