Sport jokes
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!