Sport jokes
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.