Sport jokes
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.