Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Michael Jackson's Baseball Career
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Explain Bear
Listen here, nimrod. This joke plays on the double meaning of "hit and run." In baseball, it's a play. But, it also means someone committed a crime and fled. Michael Jackson made a "hit" song, and then his career "ran" into some problems. Get it? Probably not, you are just a dummy, right?