Sport jokes
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."