Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Girl: boys are like sports they get played
Boy: girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
