Sport jokes
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
kayla?
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Messi is really messy.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.