Sport jokes
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.