Sport jokes
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Memes
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I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!