Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
Why cant orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball Because they cannot find the home
Why can't orhapns play base ball? Because they can't find home
why cant orphans play base ball cuz they cant run home
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Suiiiii!
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
