Sport jokes
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.