Sport jokes
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
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