Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
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Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.