What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Sport Jokes
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
