Sport jokes
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Comment your favorite sport.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.