Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Basketballs are bigger than end.