Sport jokes
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Memes
my dad is good
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Baseball is awesome!
Fat Lever.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.