Sport jokes
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Baseball is awesome!
Fat Lever.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Memes
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.