Sport jokes
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
my dad is good
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.