Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Fat Lever.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.