Sport jokes
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
This is SLIGHTLY wrong
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"