Sport jokes
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
what was sally's role in a football game? the football ;-;
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.