Sport jokes
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
my dad is good
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!