Sport jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Memes
my dad is good
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.