Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it uses the words "home run" in a clever way. Orphans don't have a home, and in baseball, a "home run" means you score by running all the bases, ending at home base. So, it's a double meaning! Get it? Probably not, you're too busy picking your nose and eating it.