Sport jokes
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.