Sport jokes
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Baller.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?