Sport jokes
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Baller.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Memes
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁