Sport jokes
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Baller.