Sport jokes
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Memes
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Baller.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.