Sport jokes
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Memes
BIJAN WON DOAK
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Baller.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?