Sport jokes
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.