Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Sport Jokes
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
