Sport jokes
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
BIJAN WON DOAK
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Baller.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.