I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
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I guess her rubber broke too.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called feetus deletus
what's better than having unprotected sex? getting an abortion.
Condoms are for pussies.
