Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Memes
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
What is baseball?
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.