Sport jokes
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.