Sport jokes

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?

One gets picked for games.

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

Basketballs are bigger than end.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.

I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

They can never find home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

What do cake and baseball have in common?

Both need batters.

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t get to home run!

VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.

What is baseball?