Sport jokes
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Memes
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
What is baseball?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)