Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
they didnt understand me
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.