Sport jokes
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.
My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.