I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
Girl: boys are like sports they get played
Boy: girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
