Sport jokes
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Memes
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What is baseball?
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.