Sport jokes
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
they didnt understand me
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.