Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Sport Jokes
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What is baseball?
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
