Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
