Sport jokes
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.