Sport jokes
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!