Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
