What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Sport Jokes
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
