What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Q: why do orphans love playing tennis A: bc the ball comes back
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What is a Manchester United fanβs favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn't
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in womenβs sports as a man.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
comment your favorite sport
Why did Jesus play football
He was Spanish ayo
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
How is sports like regular life for orphans?they don't get picked for either
if boys are like sports because they are esay to play, then girls are like a sandwich, they are nice at first, but there crusty after
Why is Basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket
Q: what is a box favourite sport
A: box-ketball
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
i like dicks.......sporting goods
