Sport

Sport jokes

How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?

A baseball game has a home run.

My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”

Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.