Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Messi is really messy.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!