Sport jokes
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Baller.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.