Sport jokes
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. ππ
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What do you call someone whoβs afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Messi is really messy.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.