Newest Spoon Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Ur mom is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl

yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl and and plate and ketchup to the redzone

Pass me the sugar, Sugar!

Pass me the honey, Honey!

Pass me the teabag!

Joe mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl

i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

how is your cerial o wait.

Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk

I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off

Bf:Hey what ya doing?

Gf:just lying in bed

Bf:just lying in bed?

Gf:and eating cereal

Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?

Gf:eat my cereal

Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there

Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT

I tried making vegetable soup yesterday But I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK

I really want to beat the living daylights out of you but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage

What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?

A Topping.

Your momma so stupid when someone said it’s chilly outside she brought a spoon and bowl

A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."