Marriage and Soup Similarity

I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, slowpoke! You see, the joke compares marriage to soup. At first, "spooning" (you know, like cuddling and being all lovey-dovey) is great, but then things cool down, just like when you finish eating soup and it gets cold. Get it now, Einstein?

Comments (1)

Gwen

5 years ago

Yeah. (I'm not married)

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