I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Marriage and Soup Similarity
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Explain Bear
Listen up, slowpoke! You see, the joke compares marriage to soup. At first, "spooning" (you know, like cuddling and being all lovey-dovey) is great, but then things cool down, just like when you finish eating soup and it gets cold. Get it now, Einstein?
Gwen
Yeah. (I'm not married)