Spoon jokes

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

How do you name a Chinese person?

You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!