How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
