Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT
What did the plate say to the other plate ?? Lunch is on me😂😂
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
a depressed guy walk into a utensil store and finds a knife but he didnt stab himself.... part 2 coming out tommorow
