Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Utensil Jokes
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
Anyone here a spoon?
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"