Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
Anyone here a spoon?
a depressed guy walk into a utensil store and finds a knife but he didnt stab himself.... part 2 coming out tommorow
