Utensil jokes
Anyone here a spoon?
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 馃槀
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!