Utensil jokes
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
Anyone here a spoon?
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"