Cutlery jokes
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Anyone here a spoon?
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.