Cutlery jokes
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Anyone here a spoon?
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.