Cutlery

Cutlery Jokes

Cake

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

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  • Poor

    Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

    Fork

    What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?

    I don’t microwave forks.

    Mom

    What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?

    A knife has a point.