Cutlery jokes
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Anyone here a spoon?
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.