how is your cerial o wait.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT
I tried making vegetable soup yesterday But I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Your momma so stupid when someone said it’s chilly outside she brought a spoon and bowl
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
ya clown so stupid it took a spoon to the Superbowl
What's funnier than 24? 25!!!
ANYONE HERE A SPOON?
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren't that heartless so we'll let you choose your deaths." So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said "Viva la France" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said "For the queen" and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
How do you cook macaroni .with a shark-spoon-a-rooni
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
How do Asians name there kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon
