i identify as kilometers per second because i want to km/s
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
How do you call a fast boat? Usain, Usain Boat
If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
How fast does 173 move? Breakneck speeds!
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman
speed
Peat a panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said you can’t beat me I’m a cheetah and peat said yeah you are a cheetah cheetah
