What’s faster than a black guy with the TV? His little brother with the Console
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman
i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."
The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."
The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
why do midgets giggle when they run? because the grass tickles there balls
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast? A: A rocket chip.
