Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
