What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
Cheetah cheetah!
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender
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what is cheetah favourite taste to run fast? cheetah outta here
Simba was walking too slow so i told him to mufsa
Bro you ever think while driving the moped why they call it footrest when foot never let it rest foot working harder than engine you push push but still go same speed like turtle with bad mood diring rabbit race...
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 your got to turn around.
Your hairline and my car goes lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
You say to your slow friend: Damn your slower than Stephen Hawkings. And that takes some talent.
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
What card is the slowest and slimy? Ace-nail
died and came back sped. i call that rien-tardation
I can't tell whats farther the great wall of China or how far Paul Walker flew out his windshield
why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school
he was a cheetah
why can't cheetahs play any games
because they're cheetahs
what should we want? racecars when should we want them? NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM
Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck
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