Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? so he could win the race.
which falls faster an apple or an emo kid.
the apple because the emo kid is hanging
Peat a panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said you can’t beat me I’m a cheetah and peat said yeah you are a cheetah cheetah
Why do cheetah always win the race because he cheats duh
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Yo mama so dumb she put speed bumps on the race track.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
you know your fucked when the speed bump screams.
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
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How do you call a fast boat? Usain, Usain Boat
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
why was sonic fast? to be rolling around at the speed of sound got places to got to follow my lead
How fast does 173 move? Breakneck speeds!
i went 80 mph on a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed am i hallucinating?
