Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
Why do cheetahs have spots out side of there body’s
Because they don’t have they in the inside
You're a train you ran fast on these rails but you gain nothing you only gain pain
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
Teacher says okay class today were gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up Little Johnny how about you go first. Little jonny: " I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
What's the difference between the barracuda car and fish?
The fish can't go fast.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
