Space jokes
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
This is so true
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
I like Uranus.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.