Space jokes
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Memes
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.