Space jokes
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Memes
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!