Space jokes
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
----> [] get in the door.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!