Space jokes
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Cursed Mr beast
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.