Space jokes
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."