Space jokes
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Memes
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.