Space jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Cursed Mr beast
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.