Space jokes
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Memes
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
I like Uranus.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"