What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
