Space jokes
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.