Space jokes
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
I like Uranus.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.