Space jokes
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
----> [] get in the door.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
I like Uranus.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.