Space jokes
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
TOASTER?
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.