Space jokes
Uranus is a gas giant.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Bra eat E.T.?
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
The ultimate speedrun
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Jupiter
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.