Space jokes
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Memes
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
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What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.