Space jokes
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Memes
Cursed Mr beast
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
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What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
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Africa-0
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆