Space jokes
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.