Space jokes
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
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Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
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What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
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