Why the cow wanted to be an astronaut?Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
