There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Space Jokes
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
