Did You Know? : The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
I just overheard this but
How do you make a party in space?
You plan-it
what do u call a austitsci kid with a rocketship a cocker
ur mom is so fat the space settle can see her from 10000 mile s away
Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Why did Uranus say gross? Beacuse he saw Uranus.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
If the sun is 9n space, then why is there light on earth, but not in space?
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day, i painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping, still had some extra space
what's a astronaut's favrite game? space-ball!
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Whatβs Joe Bidenβs favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Your forehead so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital Just to test their patients
