Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
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Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
