What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
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Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Your forehead so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital Just to test their patients
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: theyβre yet to be discovered.
Amongus in space spells sugoma
