If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
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Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
