Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
How do you plane a party in space? you have to planet
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What was Stephens hawking last words? I'm lagging
A happy little girl was running on the grass, she saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space and she started crying, the two gay guys heard her crying and then they asked her: " why are you crying? ", the little girl answered: " this is the first time i see an unnatural nature " . 😂😂😂😂
Uranus is a gassy planet
What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus? By the rings around it
what do astronauts eat off of................ a satellite dish
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
where did the moon go to space? to the MOOn
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
That's not my age; it's just not true. My heart is young; the time just flew. I'm staring at this strange old face,and someone else is in my space.
hi, heres a joke: youre wasting your time and space you know it... :D
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
