What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Your forehead is big the moon landing was there
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
