What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
----> [] get in the door.
your so fat that your as big as UY Scuti
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
kapteyn = captain
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
well i guess exoplanets never had some exoloration 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
oh hi guys. oh whoops i didn't planet this way
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
