Space jokes
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.