Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮
Will Smith slapped your hair line to space
the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,
i like touching things that have been in space. i was super excited when i got to meet an astronaut
So here’s Uranus where’s my anus
What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
poor guy really need some space.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
when a rocketshp went in space 7 astronauts went in space that's why it's called NASA
How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them”. We then decided to aid him
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end you get space and he loved that.
why humans hate aliens because fortnite took them out of the game and i want aliens back in fortnte
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke it was just to make space like your mothers ass in space because it so big.
Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
