Space

Space Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Astronaut

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

Patient

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

Difference

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

Hairline

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

Orphan

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.