Space

Space jokes

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.