What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Amongus in space spells sugoma
what type of jam do aleins like? Space Jam
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
what do you call a nerd in space? a space nerd
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
