Space jokes
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.