If an athlete gets athletes foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦😂
Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What is a nut 🥜 that is in outer space 🪐? A broken nut 🥜
Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
NASA is going to probe Uranus and it might take awhile it get there
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
uranus floats around in space
uranus is a gas giant
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
