Sound jokes
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
Uff.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.