The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
Uff.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
