Sound jokes
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Chupapi Muñañyo
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
Memes
For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Uff.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."