Sound jokes
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
HK fans get only
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Chupapi Muñañyo
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Uff.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.