Sound jokes
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Chupapi Muñañyo
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
Uff.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.