Sound jokes
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Memes
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.