Would you like some wine with those French cries?
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. đ
Whatâs the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
Alpha Kenny body?
What did the rapper say to the computer?
âYo, stop lagginâ my FLOW!â
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
