Sound

Sound jokes

Threesome

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Wordplay

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

Stroke

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

Puberty

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

Allergy

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

Cut

I like your cut, G.

*Slaps really hard*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Dog

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

Difference

What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

The sound when they hit the windshield.

Cat

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.