Sound jokes
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Memes
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."