Sound jokes
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Memes
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
Alpha Kenny body?
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!