My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the dad got his kid a bike, but the kid doesn't have any legs. It's like giving a fish a bicycle, which is kinda useless. The dad is too dumb to realize his kid can't even use the present. I bet you're the kind of person who brings a spoon to a soup kitchen. Am I right?