Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
Why can't orphans be gay.
They have no one to call daddy
i have no father. like if you relate
What person cant work at a family business? An orphan
I will always remember my grandpa's last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
What happened when the man died: yes
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why are orphans always so successful because when their told go big or go home they only have one option.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death? His hide and seek skills
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea. It runs in our jeans.
Why cant orphans play monopoly
Because they never get a full house
What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
